Revali

The Rito Champion in Zelda: BOTW. Originally comes across as a total dickhead, Revali uses arrogance and rudeness to suppress his insecurities. He’s also kinda hot... for a bird. Like REALLY fucking hot. You just can’t hate him.

Let’s be honest; Everyone who didn’t want to fuck Sidon wanted some of that birb dick...

Girl 1: I hate Revali! He’s such a jerk!
Girl 2: I’d fuck him though
Girl 1: WTF he’s a bird!!!
Girl 2: Sidon is a fish tho...

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