ashyleptic seizure

ah-shee-LEP-tick SEE-zh-ur (noun)

an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.

harper: *types jesaus*
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*

later, at the funeral:

ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"