whorehouse

Place that houses whores.

Your mom lives in a whorehouse.

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chin bruises

Bruises a female gets on her chin when she's giving head and the dude's nuts smack against her chin.

I left bruises on her chin.

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brown trout

Piece of crap that is so big it won't flush, even after repeated flushes.

Jim left a brown trout in the toilet.

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pillow

An object used by males when masturbating; the male rubs his cock and balls up and down on the pillow until he jacks off all over it

Jim found several of his roommate's pubic hairs on his pillow

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backseat

Area of a car where fucking occurs.

I tossed my girlfriend into the backseat of my car and ripped off her clothes.

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headboard

Object that is struck repeatedly by a girl's head during a fuck session.

As I did her from behind, her head kept hitting the headboard.

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turkeyslapping

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

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