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When some slut you screwed calls you up and tells you that she is pregnant.
"Damn, I should have known that I would get the sex hex."
26π 32π
the art of saving a chair or sitting place, once you leave that spot.
i got up from my chair and called peanut butter schpaloozy, thus saving my chair for future use.
20π 11π
The place where you go to bang cheap sluts
Las Vegas is the place to be.
35π 89π
What most women need beaten into them.
She needs some sense beaten into her.
119π 193π