milky eye

pre cum, prem ejact,...

She's so fit she gave my trouser snake a milky eye

9👍 9👎

woops it's early

first shag in a year ..

you've just entered your bird and you say"woops it's early" ive just cum...

13👍 2👎

spaff dribble

Pre cum , prem ejact, cum, woops it's early

She was that fit i "spaff dribbled" my pants...

5👍 4👎

Dirty Dixon

The shameful tongueing out n eating of a cheese sandwich whilst watching couples dogging.

Eearh luv I'm just off to Dirty Dixon's.
No worries ,Enjoy your sandwich!

yuuurp

saying hi to someone ...

someone down the sreet say's "hi" , you'l turn round and say "yuuurp"

7👍 3👎