Hornery

Lustful or sexually excited while unpleasant in disposition or temper.

Turned on and angry at the same time.

1. I'm hornery because I'm frustrated that I can't have sex

2. I shouldn't be aroused by that. That makes me hornery

3. After today's clusterfuck I feel so hornery, and going to take out my anger through sex/masturbation. (see: rage fap, rage fuck)

Humarouse

Portmanteau of Humorous + Arouse

adjective
1. characterized by humor and sexiness; exciting and funny; stimulating and comical:
a humarouse joke.

2. having or showing the faculty of humor and horniness:
a humarouse person.

verb
1. to stimulate both comically and sexually:
to humarouse someone by telling a dirty joke

Other words from humarouse:
Humarousal (noun)
1. The state of being simultaneous sexually stimulated and captivated with a humorous situation

noun
1. Films like Austin Powers, American Pie, and Eurotrip all find a way to be both sexy and hilarious; they're quite humarouse.
2. I find that comedian humarouse; they're both attractive and funny

verb
1. I'm gonna tell a dirty joke to humarouse you.

Abraham Stinkler

When the President is giving a speech and farts.

Did you catch the inaugural speech? If you turn up your volume, you can hear him rip an Abraham Stinkler right when he was sworn in.