brown wind

A breaking of wind (farting) by someone of African or Latin descent.

Damn! I went to the Puerto Rican day parade, and there was a haze of brown wind permeating the whole place! It stank!

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doonk

The sound that a piece of feces makes when it plops into the toilet.

Bob: Hey Pajeet. You in that stall. You takin a dump?

Pajeet: Doonk!

Bob: I'll take that as a yes. Don't forget to flush!

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apu

A taxi cab driver who frequently breaks wind in the cab, and doesn't role the windows down.

John: Phew! Somebody broke wind. Who was it?

Phil: I think it was our driver apu.

John: A-poo is more like it!

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