Cat Fart

n. A horribly smelly, wet, inhuman fart. It smells like it came from a cat, but it comes from a person. Can cause vomiting, headaches, and loss of life.

Her: What the FUCK is that smell?

Him: I farted.

Her: No you didn't that couldn't have been you it smells too bad.

Him: It definitely was me.

Her: Holy shit that smells like a cat fart! OH MY GOD. *pukes*

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