ouch raisin

The annoying buzz buzz that thinks it's ok to rub it's bare butt in your peanut butter and impale your children with it's acidic butt horn.

"Oh no, that ouch raisin touched my food, lets endanger their species"

Windex

A tasty treat for you and your imaginary friends! Kids love it, teens love it, children love it! Put it in your cooking or drink it on it's own, it has endless possibilities just at the touch of your smooth, supple fingertips!

Frankbert: "Hello my good friend Jacoby Theodore, would you be currently interested in consuming Windex this noon?"

Jacoby: " Oh yes my close amigo Frankbert McGillian, I am indeed feeling quite peckish for the delectable substance known as Windex!"

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