play for both teams

to be bisexual. also expressed as “swing for both teams”

“I play for both teams.”
“What?”
“I’m bisexual.”

sksksksk

the sound white chicks make to call stray cats

white girl: sksksksk come here kitty!!
cat: *runs away*

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shelf diving

When you're looking for something specific in a store, most commonly used with stuff that you
expect not to be there anymore. (Ex: discontinued items not taken off shelf yet)

"Bro, I had to do some serious shelf diving to find this box of cheese flavored Maruchans!"

apple juice hoe

Another name for the ironic character called Dave Strider from the comic, Homestuck

dave strider is such an apple juice hoe.

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countryhumans

A fandom for the personification of Countries, much different than Polandball (Countryballs)

Countryhumans and the Polandball fandom don't get along very well.

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bappi

Another (but cutesy) word for baby.

"I love my girlfriend!, she's my bappi."

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