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A once critically-acclaimed Italian-American actor. These days would struggle to make the second round of auditions for a Rob Schneider flick.
Two for the money viewer A: Man I can't stand Al Pacino anymore. All he does is yell.
Two for the money viewer B: Yeah talk about a one-trick pony. I can't beleive it took us 30 years to realise how crap he is.
Kylie Minogue is a talentless pop artist and one time "Neighbours" soap star of the 80's. Kylie neither writes, nor sings her own songs. What you actually hear on her CD's is a heavily synthesised, computer generated squeal. In actuality her voice is weaker than a Canadian beer.
Very attractive (especially for her age) but tries WAY too hard to be sexy with her constant pouting, ridiculous mardi-gras like costumes and her pretentious London accent (apparently she was Australian once upon a time).
Practically indistinguishable from her younger sister Danni who releases the odd "look how sexy I am" crap single so as not to be overshadowed by Kylie.
Curiously Kylie has become some sort of gay icon despite her hetero preferences. Consequently, her concerts are filled with chubby homo men and 30-something women who sadly never developed any appreciation for decent music but feel they should at least attend some sort of live music occasionally so they don't appear completely lame.
Kylie is a myth.
Did you go the Kylie Minogue concert the other night? She changed costumes 400 times in two hours!! It was sooooo awesome!!
Get a fucking life and leave me alone.
A once critically-acclaimed actor who has severely tainted his reputation by attempting to do comedies. On a positive note, he isn't quite as bad as national embarrassment Robin Williams yet.
Fearless Leader (Robert de Niro): Have you liquidated Moose and Squirrel? Did you use the CDI? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Then who else are you talking to? Are you talking to me? Well, I am the only one here, so you must be talking to me. And you are lying! Now catch Moose and Squirrel. And next time use the CDI on them.
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000).
An apparently talentless musical "artist" who appeals to a shallow, tone-deaf and commercially-brainwashed audience.
Lee is Jewish and was educated in a private school in Sydney's snobby Eastern suburbs. Yet he passes himself of as indy/alternative and sings in a distinctly American accent. Evidently Ben Lee suffers from some sort of identity crisis.
If you have ever wondered what a song that has been pencilled in under 5 minutes sounds like, go and buy a Ben Lee album. After a short time of listening you will soon realise that what you actually just bought was nothing more than an overpriced beer coaster.
Was recently sconned in the head with a beer bottle thrown by a disgruntled Perth concert-goer. I guess it shows that the public can only endure so much of this rubbish and are finally starting to fight back.
Person A: "Dude, if you don't like Ben Lee's music, then don't listen to it."
Person B: "The only way I can AVOID hearing it is by flying to the moon and hiding in a cupboard".
Underrated Aussie rock/new wave band originating in Sydney in the late 70's and peaking in the early 80's. Part of the legendary pub-band scene of the era.
Churned out many classic tracks including "The nips are getting bigger", "If you leave me, can I come to?", "Live it up" and "Too many times" to name just a few.
Known for incorporating wacky, self-deprecating humour and numerous drinking references into their songs. Comparable to American band Ween but with a vastly superior repertoire.
Also known as "The Mentals".
"Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals are doing to my brain. Doesn't worry me enough to stop me from doing it again".
Mental As Anything - "The nips are getting bigger", 1979.
Dull-as-dishwater Aussie actress with massively overrated looks, no emotional range, and a conspicuous lack of charisma. Despite these shortcomings and a string of abysmal films (see Bewitched, Moulin Rouge), the Australian public have long been infatuated with her.
Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.
WELCOME TO PERFECT MATCH STARRING NICOLE KIDMAN!!
HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:
Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.
Mis-pronunciation of the word something.
Also an indicator of low-IQ.
Imbecile A: Have you heard that song somethink in the way she moves by The Beatles?
Imbecile B: I have never heard of anythink by The Beatles. Are they a new band?