Hipoteticus Imperativus

It means you like having sex with your close friends, and you like being fucked in the ass

Person 1: Hey bro, what’s up?
Person 2: Shut up stupid motherfucker, give me the hipoteticus imperativus!

Giant loop

When you fucked a hoe so hard you created a black hole in her, so it sucks you in and you find yourself in a time loop

Person 1: Did you bang her?
Person2: Yeah, I created a giant loop.
...
Person 1: Did you bang her?...

Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge

Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: Kevin