abercrombie

Abercrombie: a clothing boutique were fag guys go to were shirts that make there puny little muscles stand out. A shop were girls can look like they are wearing nothing but thread and can get easily laid. Were girls know the only way they can get a guy is to wear a slut costume. AKA Prep central

OMG Haileigh like that is so hot we'll get laid tonight by Jordan!
Like OMG Chrissy that sounds awwsome we should were pieces of a shirt for a SKIRT! OMG that is so fetch!

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Fook

Word used to explain your sexual partner or when theres a problem.

"Your my fooker."

"Fook, I can't find my purple crayon!"

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whorery

A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain. :Dave

Selling oneself is the purest form of

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roast

To verbally mock or shut someone down in a comedic way.

It is somewhat akin to a diss in hip-hop culture.

If you look around, you can find videos of Stephen Colbert's roast of President Bush all over the Internet.

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szmata

1. a dirty rag used to clean the floor, furniture, etc.
2. a ripped article of clothing worn by a person
3. see twat
4. see smut
5. a derogatory term used to describe a girl who has no respect for herself. These types of girls keep together and spread slowly.

1. i was cleaning the floor with a szmata
2. Nice shirt, or should i say nice szmata.
3. see twat example
4. see smut example
5. My friend turned out to be the biggest szmata, she'll get with anyone.

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Sezzi

See Blood Tears on Furcadia.

Omglyke Blood Tears, you are so sezzi. <3

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Grasshopper

Term that refers to one who is a novice, a greenhorn, a student/disciple, a subordinate, or just simply ignorant.

Has its origins from the "Kung Fu" television series from the 1970s, starring David Carradine as the Shaolin priest Kwai Chang Caine. As a young student at the Shaolin temple, Caine, in his youthful ignorance, takes pity on a blind Shaolin master, believing the master's blindness to be a terrible affliction. The master quickly corrects Caine, illustrating that despite his blindness, his awareness of the world is much higher than Caine's -- for example, the master takes notice of the grasshopper at Caine's feet whereas Caine does not.

From that moment on, the blind master befriends Caine and becomes a mentor to him. He gives Caine the nickname of "Grasshopper" in an affectionate reference to this first encounter.

Person 1: I've never played Guitar Hero before. How do you play?

Person 2: Ah, watch and learn, Grasshopper ...

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