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Term that refers to one who is a novice, a greenhorn, a student/disciple, a subordinate, or just simply ignorant.
Has its origins from the "Kung Fu" television series from the 1970s, starring David Carradine as the Shaolin priest Kwai Chang Caine. As a young student at the Shaolin temple, Caine, in his youthful ignorance, takes pity on a blind Shaolin master, believing the master's blindness to be a terrible affliction. The master quickly corrects Caine, illustrating that despite his blindness, his awareness of the world is much higher than Caine's -- for example, the master takes notice of the grasshopper at Caine's feet whereas Caine does not.
From that moment on, the blind master befriends Caine and becomes a mentor to him. He gives Caine the nickname of "Grasshopper" in an affectionate reference to this first encounter.
Person 1: I've never played Guitar Hero before. How do you play?
Person 2: Ah, watch and learn, Grasshopper ...
a chronic, involuntary ailment that is usually a symptom of fatigue, cranks, or Aids.
as in "but if I had singultus, no one would care"
a distressing, chronic ailment than can cause fatigue, depression, or suicidal tendencies.
as in "but, if I had singultus, no one would care"
From the combination of "hypocrite" (one who does not practice what they preach) and "Christian".
A Hypochristian is a person who claims to be an upstanding "moral" Christian, but passes all sorts of judgment on anyone who doesn't think EXACTLY like they do.
My family is a bunch of Hypochristians; they nearly disowned me when I chose to come out to them.
Hot and/or sexy. See Peaseblossomkiss on Furcadia.
Pizzle is teh hawt of all hawtness.