Wallet Warrior

A person who suggests buying something new instead of fixing an otherwise perfect item.

You: My <slightly old cellphone> is unable to check email. It says "Can't connect" using Wifi or 3g, or whatever, but other accounts I have work just fine, and altogether it works like a charm.
Wallet Warrior: You should buy a new phone at <big fancy mart-shop>.

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