Fagnky

What gay men call themselves when they’re gettin groovy on the dance floor.

“Wow look at Ian on that dance floor! He’s really getting fagnky out there!”

Built-different syndrome

When a man is suddenly stricken with the urge to wear shorts in a blizzard

Person 1: look at Jeff over there! He must be freezing.

Person 2: he woke up with a bad case of built-different syndrome this morning.