lemonparty

A website with a disgusting main page, but is actually a secret file server with all of the best files.

I just downloaded the next unreal tournament from lemonparty, you can't get it anywhere else.

lyk

Means that the person using it has an IQ of half of what it was originally.

So if you thought it was 30, the theorhetical maximum is actually 15.

wuz

Shows the speaker is a moron.

It's not even an abbreviation.