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When one is talking to a child whom was born in the late 80s or 90s .Because of their age they dont know what a record or skipping record was? 45 speed or 33 album so you have to use common sense so that they understand your old ass !
Son-Hey dad make sure you wash your hands cause you just went outside and had a cigarette and it smells.
Dad-Hey you sound like a skipping disc ok every time I walk in the house after smokeing you say the same fucking shit !I know it smells and i wash every time so shut the fuck up!
3π 3π
When a person is surprised by something they just heard or saw meaning Holy Shit but they cant say it or spell it because they might get into trouble.Or already are.
teenager texting sibling
Boy-Hey sis sure am glad mom and dad are gone for another day ,Gives me a chance to clean the house after that wild party last night.
Sis-Uh didn't they call you ?They called me and said they are due home in 15 minutes.
Boy-Holy $*#@ ! iam screwed !
9π 5π
verb-(mid-shiting)craping-flushing,wipeing,farting,flood,overflow
Tom said -Hey why do you look so mad ?
Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my shit at one time.
17π 10π
Little bubbles that appear on top the water when crabs fart!
Hey I was watching deadliest jobs and Captain Phill saw the fart bubbles and said put the baskets in here,
12π 32π
When a person dies during sex!
funeral chat (I heard he died while having sex)
funeral chat (Yes and thats what we call Laid To Rest)
8π 20π
Seen on license plates all across America
Dude -Hey I got to get me one of those cool set of plates.
Dude 2-Yeah get one that says SK8ER that would be cool
8π 9π
1-A man who works in a factory that produces womens stockings and holds them up in front of his eyes and looks to the next guy and seys disel fitter meaning(these will fit her )
Joe -Hey how long have you been a disel fitter?
Lou-Oh about 20 yrs now.
10π 6π