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When a person goes to blow their nose and the tissue or snot rag that they have isnt big enough to hold all the snot thats comeing out ,can be embarassing .
Jim says- Hey where did your friend go?
Steve laughs and says-He had to go to the bathroom and clean his face off.
Jim says- why?
Steve says-He just pulled a snot wash all over his face.
Jim says- yeah i saw that but didnt want to sey anything haha
This happens while doing something a person will totally forget what they are doing .
Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?
Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .
Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .
Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.
Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?
This is what a man says to his bro when he wants to get high
Man says -Hey you got any erb ?
bro- Just pulls out a bowl and they both get high!
When a Cheating woman sexting her lover on the side punches the wrong phone # and sends it to another .
Guy-Hey I don't recognize this # with a text message.
Wife-Leme see that.
Message reads-Hey my bf is out of town again want to come over and play ?
Wife-Oh iam calling this bitch!
Guy-Hey I swear Thats a Wrg Sext #
This is what happens when kim jon ill decides to threaten the United States with nuke bombs
!!! Special News Bulletin !!!
Leader of North Korea Is Ready To Commit Nukacide
A real nasty person who doesn't care about anything including their own self .
Man-Hey I went to the store the other day and this stupid slime ball tried to rip me off !
Man 2-So what did you do?
Man-I called him a prick and punched him in the nose.
NOT ECONOMICLY VIABLE meaning that your sorry ass doesnt have enough credit rtg to get yourself the least bit of cash you might need to turn your life arround.Such as catch 22 !
Dude 1 -Hey how did it go at the bank today?
Dude 2-Not to fucking good .
Dude 1-Why not?
Dude 2-They said that iam N.E.V not economicly viable .