Ripping Jag

Consistant drinking and or wild partying on ones behalf for a long period of time.

(3days to a week or more straight without stoping or changeing clothes )

(1 week or more full blown acoholic)

Jim says -Hey have you seen Steve around?

Matt says-Yeah he is off on another Ripping Jag .

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author troubledemon

When a person wants people to see and give thumbs up on all his funny stuff on urbandictionary he types in his name so as to get other to look!!

hey did you see all the fucking funny stuff that author troubledemon has made up on urbandictionary?

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Brain kick out of gear

This happens while doing something a person will totally forget what they are doing .

Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?

Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .

Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .

Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.

Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?

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Got any erb ?

This is what a man says to his bro when he wants to get high

Man says -Hey you got any erb ?

bro- Just pulls out a bowl and they both get high!

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N.E.V

NOT ECONOMICLY VIABLE meaning that your sorry ass doesnt have enough credit rtg to get yourself the least bit of cash you might need to turn your life arround.Such as catch 22 !

Dude 1 -Hey how did it go at the bank today?

Dude 2-Not to fucking good .

Dude 1-Why not?

Dude 2-They said that iam N.E.V not economicly viable .

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Bingster

A person who uses microsofts new search engine instend of the others.

Jim -Hey how do I find out the football history on the Cleveland Browns ?

Steve-Bing It dude !

Jim-What?

Jim-Dont tell me that your not a Bingster!

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Bingster

A person who uses microsofts new search engine instend of the others.

Jim -Hey how do I find out the football history on the Cleveland Browns ?

Steve-Bing It dude !

Jim-What?

Jim-Dont tell me that your not a Bingster!

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