fajitas

a vaginal shaped mexican food
(pronounced fa jye tars)

troy: pass us the fajitas nat?

nat: sure thing pervert

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manbearpig

1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 pig

al gore: hi, im al gore and i'm here to raise awareness of manbearpig

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lacatoosh

to whack someone whilst asleep with ones penis

nat:i know lets lacatoosh rob

troy:ok get ur dick out then

(rob wakes up in the morning with a penis shaped bruise on his left cheek)

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Pshits

when you wake up with shit on the face up side of your pillow

nat: holy fuck, i woke up with shit on my pillow, not again

troy: ooooops sowi nat! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

rob: looks like nat got Pshits again

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nonosexual

some1 hu isnt attracted to either sex.
infact isnt attracted to anything.
they are a heartless being.
they are incapable of love and compassion.
they a a hollow case of nothingness.

troy: will do u like boys or girls

will: i dont like either

troy: that makes you NONOSEXUAL

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sidsandwich

wen you put a swedish guy between two bits of bread

troy: nat will you make me a sidsandwich?

nat: sure thing troy, you want cheese on it too?

troy: hell yh

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door hinge

something that rhymes with orange

nat: ill give you £10 if you tell me something that rhymes with orange

troy: ok door hinge

nat: oh shit, here you go

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