turd it up a notch

to suck. to fail. to do something that leads to failure. the opposite of 'turn it up a notch.'

Person 1: Wow, that Jay Cutler really sucked last season.
Person 2: Yeah, I guess he decided to turd it up a notch.

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Keylele

A musical instrument combining a ukelele and a keyboard, similar in style to a keytar.

Q: Man, can you believe how amazingly Adam shreds on the keylele?

A: Yeah dude, he used to be the lead keytarist in that Brooklyn hipster band.

chattrapped

trapped in a chat with someone who you don't want to chat with on a social networking site such as facebook

I was about to log off facebook when I got chattrapped by my stupid ex-girlfriend from high school.

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