America's butt

Mexico is America's butt if Canada is America's hat!

"Hmmm, they say that Canada is America's hat, huh?--Then Mexico has got to be America's butt!"

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plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)

pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!

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fribble

when a really fat woman is sitting on a guys dick and she is rocking back and forth violently.

Jessie: "Hey Ruthie, how bout givin' me a fribble?"

Ruth: "Ok, turn over Jess & I'll give you a fribble that you'll never forget!"

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cherry buster

The lucky guy who was the first to have sex with a virgin.

"Yes, if you had sex with a virgin, you definitally are a cherry buster!"

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Buffett bandit

anybody who attemps,(and suceeds sometimes) to take "all-u-can eat" food outside of the restaurant, so they can eat it later on.

Manager: "Hey, what do you think your doing?"

Customer: "Uhhh, nothing!"

Manager: "Yea, nothing?" "Now I want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse--you damn buffett bandit you!"

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Bumminham

It is how the people down around Alabama pronounce "Birmingham".

Joe: "hey Bob, did you hear about Russell?"

Bob: "No, what happened?"

Joe: "He got himself arrested in Bumminham last night!"

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palm sunday

when you can't get any sex on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!

" Guess I ain't gettin' pussy today. Looks like it's gonna be another palm sunday!" :(

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