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when you blow a silent fart & the gas rides up to the top of your butt cheeks, which tickles
Mom: "What's so funny,Junior?"
Junior: " I just ripped a tickle fart!"
Mom: "Ooooo-kay, whatever."
Mexico is America's butt if Canada is America's hat!
"Hmmm, they say that Canada is America's hat, huh?--Then Mexico has got to be America's butt!"
Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)
pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!
when you can't get any sex on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!
" Guess I ain't gettin' pussy today. Looks like it's gonna be another palm sunday!" :(
when a really fat woman is sitting on a guys dick and she is rocking back and forth violently.
Jessie: "Hey Ruthie, how bout givin' me a fribble?"
Ruth: "Ok, turn over Jess & I'll give you a fribble that you'll never forget!"
The lucky guy who was the first to have sex with a virgin.
"Yes, if you had sex with a virgin, you definitally are a cherry buster!"
when you are looking up a word and now there are bullshit commercials along with it! :(
" I happened to notice that there is urban bullshit comercials on here as well--BULLSHIT!!