courage

A highly over-rated and impractically idealized quality, often depicted on television. Rarely comes into play, especially when needed the most. Some might think it lies in tight torso and bulging muscles, in tanks and in guns, when in reality it's just a state of mind.

Also the name of a cartoon dog.

"I used to have courage. Then I woke up one night and saw my ex-wife sitting on top of me, holding a knife. At that moment, I don't know, the courage just pooped out of me."

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motherkisser

One who kisses a mom other than his own, usually of an acquaintance. The act is performed mostly spontaneously, in a steamy burst of passion. The doer is generally under the influence of alcohol, with only two shots away from being classified as a motherfucker.

"Hi, my name is Brad and I am a motherkisser."

"Hi Brad." *cheering and applause*