The guy from horrible histories, who isnât Mat, Jim, Larry or Simon.
A certified legend and is known for his tweets such as âCrumbs.â , âWhe....?â and âTotes a tote.â
Have you heard of Ben Willbond?
Yes, is he the guy who only plays gay army men?
Yes.
Alexander the Greatâs lover. The only thing that ever defeated Alexander was Hephaestionâs thighs.
That is Hephaestion Amyntoros, Alexander the Greatâs advisor and lover.
Alexander the Greatsâ very cute fiancé who Alex loves with his whole heart and means the world to him. We love Hephaestion.
Have you seen Hephaestion? Heâs the coolest person to exist ever!