Trump-away

a spray that Donald trump hates such as Mexicans in a can or china in a can

Guy 1: bro, did you hear about the new spray item they had in stores, its called Trump-away, its like raid for spiders but its donald trump raid!
Guy 2:no? i think i might use it!

Massachusetts Red Water

The sexual act of pouring water in a girls pussy and then putting a live lobster in there to cut open the inside of her pussy then pulling the lobster out and fucking her afterwards then putting the bloody water in a cup and drinking it

Guy 1: Hey dude. So, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh, me and my girlfriend did the Massachusetts Red Water last night.
Guy 1: Dude I heard that kind of sex was awesome.
Guy 2: Awesome, but sadistic