laheyd

Getiing super blackout drunk and stumbing around in your underwear while mubling threats about shithawk, shitstorms, winds of shit, shitplants, and other shit.

guy 1 " do you know where my cloths are or what i did last night?"
Guy 2 " You got fucking laheyd and stumbled around talking about the winds of shit then stumbled off into the night"

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Bagel Beater

When your a fucking a girl and she is on the bottom. your balls beat her asshole , which looks like a bagel hence the bagel beater

how did your balls get so shitty?
I banged this chick and the bagel beaters were swinging

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