The way Gary Lee Weinrib's mother pronounced his first name. Gary would go on to become the best musician ever.
"Geddy! Leave that thing alone and finish your homework."
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When you type on social media with mixed lettercases-uppercase and lowercase: LiKe tHIs.
Andre is an a-hole.
"I know, he always types in TaRd FonT when he doesn't have a valid point."
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In the 70s, it was a way of measuring how much weed was in a baggie by holding your fingers up to it. A 'four finger ounce' was a baggie filled up enough to cover four fingers, a half ounce was two fingers, a quarter was one finger...
"Hey Cheech, did you score?" "Yeah, I got a 4 finger ounce."
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When a person's alibi for doing something wrong is that they don't remember. OJ's Lawyers played the race card. Some play the memory card.
When I asked Colleen about breaking my windshield, she played the memory card and denied knowing anything about it.
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A person at a sporting event who does everything possible to get on the Juumbotron.
"Did you see that idiot with pink and green hair dancing in the aisle every time there was a TV timeout?"
"Yeah, he was a real jumbotronwhore."