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âMy Life Be Likeâ
From the song My Life Be Like (Ooh-Aah) by Grits.
MLBL: Driving my 2011 Challenger 95 mph down the Southfield fwy on fb live
In foosball, when an amateur player rapidly spins the handles more than 720° when shooting the ball.
Bro, that goal doesn't count; I said no spinnies.
When someone goes down on you and gives you a head massage simultaneously.
She was moaning like a monster when she Frankensteined me.
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v. to change a coworker's desktop background to a photograph of congressman John Dingell because they left their computer unlocked. The goofier the photo and the longer it takes the victim to notice, the better the Dingell.
Jen: Look, Larry left his laptop open.
Bob: Quick! Dingell his ass before he comes back!
Larry (later on): God dammit! Who fucking Dingelled me!?
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