Bryce

A Bryce is sufficiently respectful. Extremely shivalrous. Ladies man. Tells you the weather whenever you need. Chases tornados on foot. Tells long stories with lots of gesturing that leave you wanting more. Western Nebraska's number one fan. Loves huckleberry's. In life, you will face many challenges. Bryce will offer you an arm to save you from the storm. Extremely handsome and stays active. Loves titrations. The universe is vast and Bryce will give you it all. Can be shy, but you just gotta give him a chance.

Bryce is a real one.
Who's over there looking so fine? Ohhhh, it's just another Bryce.

Tony

Tony's have the sexiest voice you'll ever hear. Very likely to be tall. A well-groomed man. A force to be reconned with. Tries to scare you and sometimes succeeds. Very lovely but can also can be an asshat. Will ask you why yours thighs are out everywhere if you're wearing ripped jeans. Has thunderthighs himself. Will ask you to arm wrestle.

Friend: Hey Tony, wanna come hang out.

Tony: *in low voice* yeah of course bbg.