Auri

Auri is the name of the Goblin Prince which lives in the wooded areas of Washington State. The Goblins lair is underground and has a system of underground tunnels running between the wooded areas. Auri is said to come out into the cities on the 4th of July. And you can tell where Auri might have been because he usually leaves behind a web of jizz.

"Look at that size of that spider web!"
"That's no spider web, that's Auri's Jizz"

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