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Someone who relies heavily on political or other polls. Even though the media conducts polls on a seemingly daily basis, it is hard to find anyone who has actually been contacted, or knows someone who has. This tends to support the theory that pollsters are actually the guy who passes the bong to the journalist as they snicker like school girls over their snow job.
The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"
Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
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(verb); also "Farrowed"
To put under a love spell. To completely intoxicate and arouse with a combination of mystery, humor, wit, sexiness, intelligence, spark, and dark passion.
Matt: "Roger, what's up with you? You look like you're on Cloud fucking 9!"
Roger: "Ahh, I have been Farrowed, my friend. Sooo nice!"
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Someone who leaves a turd behind in a toilet, usually public. Usually, this "gift" is well wrapped with toilet paper and so large that the toilet cannot be flushed safely.
Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.
Don't use that toilet, dude. Shit Santa left a real nasty one.
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A loser who mooches off of others until his/her times runs out. See also "couch surfer". Butt pickers lack any sort of motivation. Some are sociopaths, true users, but most are lazy indolent types who seek out helping hands to screw over. Get a life, butt pickers.
Although he was a talented carpenter, Johnny was too lazy to find a steady job, and instead chose to lounge around as a butt picker, watching the TV and eating the food of whoever bought his sorry stories.
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A striptease performed by a hippie chick.
That girl I picked up at the Phish show did this awesome hippie strip, then we fucked, got stoned, and fucked some more.
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A public restroom phenomenon in which the turd dumper needs complete privacy in order to do their thing. The presence of another person in the adjacent stall, or even the restroom, will cause sphincters to pucker to less than a 1 cm.
This is especially true if the turd dumper knows he/she is going to have an embarrassing explosive turd, complete with lots of gas and splashing sounds.
Two persons with turd insecurity in adjacent stalls results in a very uncomfortable , time consuming experience for both. A solution is to flush the toilet in sync with dumping the turd, hopefully masking the dump.
His sphincter tight with turd insecurity, Steve hoped the person in the next stall would leave. In the next stall, Mark harbored the same hopes.
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A very noisy, irritating dog which barks incessantly, usually during hours when Dracula stalks, for any or no reason.
If that barkbag doesn't shut up, I'm calling the cops!
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