sturdy turdy

a poop that is resistent to its demise in the black hole abyss of the commode. it usually takes several attempts to get the alignment right to break its spirit and send it to its fate.

john: dude what took you so long? now we're ten minutes late.

steve: two words - sturdy turdy.

john: say no more, my last one took 5 flushes.

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