Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.

I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.

Brooke Wins

A phrase shouted when Brooke (a person or thing that wins; victor) has won or wins habitually at life.

Related forms, antonym: Beck
nonwinner, noun. A misfit, especially someone who has never or seldom been successful at sports, games, life, ect. Also known as a "Becker"

"Brooke Wins" is shouted when Brooke, undoubtedly always the victor, has won. Celebration ensues.

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