Poking the Beehive

Intentionally bent on causing trouble regardless of the consequences.

I think we should stay out of the Middle East. We're only poking the Beehive.

George Bush is a jackass. He treats the beehive like it's a piñata.

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chimpfucker

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.

I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.

Panning for Butt Nuggets

A euphamistic expression that makes the chore of cleaning the cat litter seem more enjoyable

There's feline gold buried in these parts. I reckon you could strike it rich panning for butt nuggets.

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weasel

a horrifically obvious toupee

Look at the weasel on that dudes head. Oops the chimp fucker heard me.

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TSAR

Used to give a nickname to a person named Ryan. Abbreviated as follows: The Super Amazing Ryan.

"Hey, here comes TSAR"

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