Stroke the Salami

1. To tamper with a piece of meat.

2. To grip one's own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve orgasm (cream-ation).

Adapted from American Pie

See also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f*cking myself

Yuna stroked my salami all night, dog. She wouldn't back off a nigga.

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