Sharte Blanche

noun, plural shartes blanches  shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh

1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.

2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.

3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.

" Hung over today are we? Never mind, you have Sharte Blanche today"

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Benjamini

A small Benjamin.

An exact replica of the original Benjamin in miniature form. Built to an approximate scale of 1:7, but with all the same domineering features.

Benjamini is to Benjamin as the net book is to the desktop PC.

Benjamini has Reubankle.

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befoklik

South african slang. A term of endearment, emphasizing intense approval of a situation.

Synonyms:
Awesome; cool; radical; kiff; lekker; nice; great; jolly good show what

Antonyms:
M.D.E; onbefoklik

"We're going to goofs for grub tonight."
"Befoklik!"

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Papsmear

A titslap.

To be smeared by a pap.

To be beaten about the head by a large set of mammaries.

A near-lethal blow to the cranium, applied by one or more tits. Has the effect of changing one's facial expression very abruptly.

Can be used by females and Gibbses as a playful means of flirtation or foreplay with stout-hearted partners, or as a means of self defense in times of distress.

"Back off or I'll papsmear you!"

"She gave me such a papsmear, I'll have a tit imprint on my forehead for a week."

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turdometer

A turdometer is an instrument used for accurately measuring the exact physical properties of a turd. The turdometer can measure length, diameter, circumference, mass and density.
Turdometers are used extensively by turdologists

The turdologist measured the turd witth his turdometer to detarmine its exact turdometric properties.

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Turdology

The scientific study of turds. Although not traditionally recognized as a legitimate field of scientific research, Turdology has recently made some breakthroughs that have revolutionized the field. This recent progress is largely the result of the work of a group of Australian Turdologists who have for many years conducted extensive research sheep and other farmyard animals.

Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.

Turdology is for turdologists with turdiloscopes.

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Shart

a) halfway between a shit and a fart.
b) a wet fart
c) a fart that smells so bad it could actually be a shit.

Person 1: *farts badly*
Person 2: "Faaaak bru, that was a shart"

"Man I think I just sharted!"

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