chubbyhole

A rent in one's garments caused by the unexpected, sudden rise of raging erection.

When that hot librarian put her hand on my shoulder, I about tore a chubbyhole in my pants.

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assfull

An expression of frustration indicating one has reached their quota of stupidity, rage, and/or overwork.

I got into another stupid argument with my ignorant assclown boss this morning. I've already had an assfull today -- I'm ready to go home and drink.

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