snausage

A male who seems to be pre-disposed to veer any conversation towards a discussion about sausage, and/or its consumption.

"Kevin, did you see that football game on TV last night?"

"I caught some of it... I was eating sausage pizza while it was on... the wierd thing is that I came to the conclusion that there is no such thing as too much or too big of a sausage."

"Damm man, you have some kind of sausage issues."

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