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Taking a "selfie" in the snow.
This is the snowfie I took between skying.
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I dived deep near the coral with a chunk of salami stuck in my hear, waited, and as the piranha approach and opened her jaws for a bite, i took the picture. That's how i one first price in the selfish contest!
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Ideal mate for a Pillow Queen. A male (generally, though women can be too) who prefers to give sexual pleasure rather then receiving, who gets his (or hers) satisfaction from pleasing rather then been pleased.
Origin from the popular night time greeting "good night", which is pronounced exactly like "Good Knight", as the "K" is silent.
My Good Knight is taking me to NY for the weekend. Oh! I'm going to get spoiled rotten!
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Masculine genitalia whose inconsistency in color pattern may resemble a Tiramisu desert. Such condition may be of permanent nature or temporary. Physical, Not Medical Condition (tho, in signs of conflicting patterns I'd seriously look into it)
Chao Honey...have a nice day at the beach..please drink lotsN'lots of water, and peaty please...don't stay too much at the Nudist camp! ....hate it when you come back with Tiramisu dick.
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