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1. Anyone who was a prep who wanted to go emo but couldn't give up the bright-ass colours.

2. Emos that a rainbow took a shit on.

GIRLS: Skinny jeans (often bright colours, like neon green or bright pink). Long hair, with multiple colours and with the emo-fringe, over the RIGHT eye. Can only be the right one, not the left. Tight-ass shirts, often with Hello Kitty, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Skelanimal or dinosaur prints all over it. Sometimes they like Pokemon. They often completely kill whatever they're "into", but they know nothing of it (for example, Pokemon or Hello Kitty). Thousands of clips in one place in hair (sometimes holding bangs back, which can be done with two, but has been done with ten different coloured, neon hair clips). Their eyeshadow goes from the bottom of their eye-socket to the bottom of their eyebrows. Can be any colour except black. Hair tends to make their head two-times the size it really is.

GUYS: Skinny jeans, held up only by a studded belt. Vans slip-ons or Converse chucks. Band T-shirts, or printed with Pokemon or dinosaurs. Short hair, spiked in the back more often than not, with the fringe to one side of the face, angled, over one eye. Like girls, the eye is always, and must be, the RIGHT eye, not the left. Hair is more often than not, not dyed, or dyed black.

All scene kids have a fascination with dinosaurs, RAWR and "being random". Most scene kids proclaim to be random, but they aren't. Most go through a period of liking Pokemon, but get frustrated when the stupid thing doesn't level up fast enough, or all of its moves are status-reducers.

This kid in my class was a scenester. I could tell, because of his jeans that were so tight they showed his junk, his Vans slip-ons and his layers of band t-shirts. He also screamed out "bright blue buffalos!" in the middle of class.

What a fucktard!

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