sleep purgatory

When you pass out from being drunk, you never really get sleep but you're not awake either. You are somewhere in the middle.

I'm so tired today, I got wasted last night and wound up falling into sleep purgatory.

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freebie

when you start to get gas, the first 5 or 6 farts that have no odor.

oh my god i hope i haven't used up all my freebies that one could be bad!

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autosnooze

When you repeatedly hit the snooze button without being aware enough to remember. Next thing you know you've slept too long.

I got up way too late today I must have autosnoozed all morning.