congratunlucky

a word used to break the bad news in the worst possible way, filling the victim with joy before brutally breaking their heart for your own amusement

<instructor> pull up to the side of the road and turn off the ignition.
<driver> well? how did I do?
<instructor> congrat...
<driver> :)
<instructor> unlucky, you've failed.
* driver cries

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tromboned

total annihilation from cannabis intoxication

I'm tromboned out of my curlers!

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