king clam

Otherwise known as an extremely large pussy. Most king clams can be found clam baking or clam diving at Pismo Beach. They almost always come with meat curtains/mud flaps.

Caution: King clams retain a massive amount of fluids and can easily drown you.

I jammed my tube steak in the king clam and it pretty much felt like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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