pink twink

a delicious alcoholic drink consisting of vodka, cranberry juice, 7Up. YUM. concocted by Sarah the princess

make me a PINK TWINK and let's watch the office!

This pink twink has too much orange juice!

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groupon anxiety

the preoccupation and feeling of anxiousness and not being able to sleep knowing that a new Groupon will be released after 1am.

Must be remedied ASAP by checking groupon.com

The result of an addiction to groupons, which can't be escaped, even on a vacation to costa rica

(After having sex, 1:30 am) Girl: Come here! Let's go to sleep!

Guy: Hold on! I have to to check to see what today's groupon is, I was thinking about it the entire time I was fucking you

Girl: Ugh! Groupon anxiety again?! I'm gonna yell.

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