introspectate

When you start to analyze your own thought processes; watch your own brain.

After I had yet another sexy thought about Sarah Palin, I started to introspectate on why I lust after irrelevant, media-attention-greedy whores who would pain me to talk to in real life.

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Drankly speaking

Used to preface a statement said while incredibly drunk. Being frank with the aid of drank. May be shortened to just "Drankly".

"Drankly speaking, most of you are just barely tolerable at this BAC."

zoomtoobin

Facilitating your tumescence while maintaining Zoom cam presence

My zoomtoobin got me a bootin’ though my vid I set to mutin’. I am certainly the Talk of the Town now.