naked twister

A fun and exciting adventure of exposed contorted appendages where your fate lies in the hands of a colored spinner. A game played only with exposed bodies and the classic children's pastime known as twister. Can be played inside or outside of prison.

They're playing naked twister down at the ol' booty house every tuesday, so unless you stop breaking the law right now I think you'll be introduced as the new rookie athlete.

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laxed

"Laxed" is a term used when fast food employees throw in complimentary extra strength liquid laxatives with the order 1 or more beverages/smoothies

Guy1: Dude, i just went to Culver's and got their sweet ass Butter Burger Deluxe Combo with Large frozen custard.
Guy2: Yea?
Guy1: Yea and after i took the last bite a that burger, i realized i had just been laxed, and i went to throw it up out my anus.

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