Twogami

An imposter, or someone who is pretending to be someone else.

“Hey pal, that’s not your friend. That’s a twogami.”

badonkadonk

a single boob, an ass, or to drive.

“i guess i’ll have to badonkadonk myself to school.”

“my badonkadonk busted out of my shirt.”

“that dudes such a badonkadonk, what a jerk.”