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guido dance

A dance that involves greasy italians (or white guys with fake tan) with to much gel in their hair trying to stand out on the dance floor by pumping their fists in the air and mouthing words to top 40 hits. Usually noticeable by their lack of interest in the girls at the club, these 'guido dancers' are to entranced by the girlicious or kateyperry song playing at the time. Naturally, some of the most cocky people at the bar, their theme song is "make the good girls go bad" because they seem to think there 1 in 13 record is successful enough to brag about the girl that felt sorry for him, and let him buy her a drink.

man did you see that loser's guido dance, he got so shut down by that girl when he tried to drive her home in his shitty lowered prelude.

by twosneaks October 13, 2009

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