shit sticks to the lion

synonym.

When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.

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AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion

2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!

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uppercunt

Sometimes you might find you're being pursued by cunt. There may be something attached to it. It may be screaming something at you. This is irrelevant. A cuntchop may temporarily subdue the rabid cunt. A cuntslap will be laughed off the court. You've got to uppercunt that shit. POW! Right in the kisser.

Uppercunt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.

1. Some bitch was makin' eyeballs at me earlier. I was all "if you don't back off, there's an uppercunt over here with your name on, grandma!"

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Stanton

verb, synonym; to fuck "it" up directly pertaining to the attraction of the opposite sex.

Dude, Andy was chatting to this delicious bitty the other night, when he accidentally threw an entire beverage over one of them. Nigga totally Stantoned.

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