super deluxe

A "super deluxe", similar to the most expensive option at the automatic car wash, involves giving a girl every facial option available. It should be reserved only for only the best luxury girls. First you get your dick wet with a few high powered strokes in her mouth. Then you soap up her face up with a nice coat of foamy jizz. Then comes the spot-free rinse, of piss. Finally you take some off-the-shelf autozone spray carnuba wax and shine her face up with it, for a nice healthy glow and surface protectant.

Home Slice #1: So how did it go with ol' girl last night?

Home Skillet #2: Homey that girl was down as fuck, she got the super deluxe. Im'ma marry that bitch.

Home Slice #1: Oh shit, congrats bro! (High-Five)

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